LM: I can see the moon.
Me: Yes, it is a full moon.
LM: Did it eat a lot?
Me: on the phone
LM: Excuse me, Mommy. Excuse me.
Me: Yes, what is it?
LM: Would you do me a favor?
Me: What is the favor?
LM: Could you go in the room and clean up all the cars on the floor that go in the green box.
Me: Very nice asking, but maybe you could go pick them up yourself?
(the last two lines are approximate since I was mostly hysterical with laughter at the time)