Monday Musings

Bedtime stall tactics:

Squeaker: No, no kisses
Me: okay, good night
Squeaker: Kisses, kisses, kisses

LM: I am having bad dreams.
(after being in bed 2 minutes)
Me: Okay, why don't you dream about something else?
LM: Like rockets and racecars.
Me: Yes, like that.
LM: OK

Squeaker: Dreams, Mommy, dreams.
Me: Good night, Squeaker.

LM: What are you going to do while I am asleep?
Me: The same thing we tell you every night. Good night.
LM: But what are you going to DOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
Me: Good Night.

Squeaker: Don't like this bed
Me: Too bad. Good night.

LM: I have to go potty.
Me: No you don't, you just went.
LM: Oh.

Squeaker: Mommy, need go potty, please. Poo poo potty. Need go pee pee potty, too.
(and he did, too)