As we sat on the couch watching Shrek and i was feeding Little Lady, Little Man looks over at me and says:
LM: You know what? I wish I was a mom.
Me: Really, how come?
LM: So I would know if it tickles when babies eat.
Me: It doesn't tickle.
LM: Oh, well, I still want to know.
Me: Not gonna happen, just take my word for it.