A conversation I forgot to add:Little Man: (staring at the television, completely engrossed)Daddy: (Frantically looking for the thermometer he just misplaced, needing to check on Squeaker's high fever) "Little Man, can you help me find the thermometer? Do you see it anywhere?"Little Man: (as still as a statue, eyes glued to the television) "Nope, I just don't see it anywhere"Daddy: (noteToSelf) Hunh, so, that's what women complain about
The Sheet Monster ExperimentDay 3 resultsDaddy's visual inspection: the sheets and blankets are pristineLittle Man's visual inspection: (as still as a statue, eyes glued to the television) "Yes daddy, it looks pristine"Oooh, ladies and gentleman, that's a serious blow for mommy - even with the poorly chosen third party, unbiased visual inspector.(note - these results are time delayed due to blackout restrictions in your area)
You should check mommy's suitcase for the sheet monster. I think she took it with her to avoid extra work for daddy.
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