"Last night, when I was asleep for a really long time waiting for Santa to come, I really, really needed my nails cut."
(in the car) "My tummy is about to growl in 3 minutes. You have to hurry up and drive us home so I can eat!"
Me: Who drew on 'Squeaker's' face?
LM: Another kid did. Another kid came to our house and accidentally drew on his cheek. I think it was Gavin.
Me: Um, I don't think so... I am pretty sure you are the only other kid around.
LM: No, it was another kid.
(since when did he learn that trick of blaming others???)
There was another fun quote, but we forgot the word he used, making the quote really unfunny. If we ever remember, I promise to post it asap.